DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
1 NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
Interests
COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
